I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i think im in europe. pls send help
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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