More tranny stories later!
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
me + whiskey = a bad person
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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