this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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