Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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