drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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