she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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