Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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