he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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