Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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