you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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