no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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