I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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