Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Pants are for mortals
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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