Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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