Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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