why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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