i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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