My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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