there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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