ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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