So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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