awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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