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that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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