She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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