i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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