I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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