so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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