He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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