is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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