i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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