i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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