Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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