when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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