I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
