so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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