I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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