They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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