he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
