If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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