Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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