wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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