the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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