He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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