Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Two words: nipple clamps
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