I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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