what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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