Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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