how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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