Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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