Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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