Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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