I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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