Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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