is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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