So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
40s are totally the cure
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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