He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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