Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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